Haven’t got yer sea legs yet matey? Arghhh ye must be lost! Same as ol’ Red Beard over here. Ayy I was merrily sailing ‘cross ye ocean with me mates when that wretched Krackler took ahold of me anchor! I know he only wishes to drink some tea with me, but next thing I knew we was thrown into a dingy whirlpool. I simply lost my bearings….as well as the rest of me mates, and wound up here..with you……. Who exactly ARE you?!